The Alter Aeon Rhapsody, by Druid
(To tune of bohemian rhapsody by queen)

Is this mud real life?
Or is it just fantasy?
Dont let my hands slide
typos arent very good for me
Oh no my eyes!
I really can not seeeee
Im just a poor mudder
I might join no sympathy
because i easy come yet cannot go
I say 'Hi' you say 'Lo'
Anywhere the dirs go
doesnt really matter to meeee
to me.

Roan... just killed a mob
On the floor they thought he bled
Now theirs lots of newbies dead.
Dowart.....s life had just begun
But now he muds almost every day.
Gollum, ooo ooo ooo
didnt mean to multiplay
But im starting a new char tomorrow
Like Carry 'n Eon, Carry 'n Eon
Well im not as bad as Savras....

Too late, my corpse timed out
The eq wasnt mine
and most was old style
So goodbye everybody
Im getting archived now
You can have my cloak of elvenkind
and ruby rings of truth

Vember... (Anyway i could get my char back?)
I dont wanna die
I sometimes wish id never gone to the zulus at all

I seem to mud a little better with caliban
Tempus! Tempus! Will you do a cr please?
It was using ball lighting
why is it aggro to me?
SLY and DRACO, sly and draco?
SLY and DRACO, they can gooooo.
Can they though?
Im just a newbie, nobody gets me xp
(Hes just a newbie he bugs us annoyingly)
(Nogos his ass and then maybe freeze)
Easy done, 3 days though, then we let him gos
Dentin NOOO!! We will not let him gos (let me gos)
We will not let you gos(let me gos)
Never let him gos, no No No NO NO NO! NO!!
Oh Maxx or Vember, Maxx or Vember,
Maxx or vember let me gos
(Lets charm a mob and put it in recall for he)
(for heeee, for heeee, for heeeeeeeeeeeeeee)

(headbanging bit)
So you think you can stop me from cheating
theres always new bugsto try
So you think you can log me and
leave me out of eyes sight
Ohh and my multis, cant ever stop my multis
Just gotta get them out,
Sailor, Ranko, Tuxedo, Hotaru, Mercury, Jupiter
are just the ones that are here.

Oooo, ooo, oooo, ooo yeah ooo yeah
Mudding really matters, everyone can see
mudding really matters, mudding really matters to me.
(Anyway the lag goes)